To all the distinguished,
I write to you today due to a moral dilemma facing all the Englands. I hope that my efforts here will inspire my fellow authors to join me in my mission against the tyranny and censorship brought upon us by The American Administration. I challenge all to strike with the power of language and literature, in order to restore the privileges guaranteed to us by natural Hu(wo)man law.
Lady Protector,
Jane Austen
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